The “Other” 2018 Movie Awards

The best acting, directing, and writing categories are for others to decide, I focus on the more important aspects of films in 2018:

Best Nose-based Errotica: A Star is BornUntitled2.pngSomebody out there was probably really into it

Best Performance By an Inanimate Object: The Nail in A Quiet Place
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Best Elderly Meet Cute: The Old Man and the GunUntitled.png
They began ravaging each other shortly after that shot

Best Heist: Peter B Parker stealing that bagel from Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse

Best Multitasking: Buscemi plotting while running in The Death of StalinScreen Shot 2019-02-15 at 10.02.20 AM.pngJason Isaacs almost won a second award for this film as “Most Masculine Organism”

Best Dance Scene: The Favourite004_tf_02018.jpgThis is the best dance scene since Oscar Isaac tore up the dance floor in Ex Machina

Best Cape Foreplay: Solo: A Star Wars StoryCountdownToSolo_19_COVER.jpg

Best Job Interview: Sorry to Bother YouJJMVULWUDBA2TJZQLMO6KIGYVQ.jpgI’m totally going to bring a trophy to my next interview

Most Terrifying Thing…Ever: The Bear Yell in Annihilationannihilation_0.jpg

Most Versatile Actor: Olivia, the dog from Game Night and Widows
That’s right Olivia is the John C Reilly of animals, able to provide a great performance in a comedy and a drama in the same year

Best Rhino Call: Daniel Kaluuya in Black Panther
I haven’t seen a rhino call this well executed in years

Best Depiction of a Racist Time Traveler: Josh Brolin in Deadpool 2

Most Pointless Army of Superhero Fodder: Thanos’ Army in Avengers: Infinity War
Say what you will about the Chitauri in the first Avengers, but at least their army had a name

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