There is a new Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer on the loose! Watch it and follow along as my mind breaks down what I do not understand.

• 0:06 – Ah the classic woman falling while running away from something.  Things must be super dire.
• 0:15 – Wait, Hawkeye was just in the city letting women fall and get trampled on, and now he’s hiding in a forest as it blows up around him.  Darn it Hawkeye!  You’re supposed to be doing something!  Your quiver isn’t even empty yet so no excuses!
• 0:19 – “Everyone creates the thing they dread.”  Although I somewhat agree with this because I’m a pretty gassy person, I think Ulton is being a little dramatic with this statement considering most of us are far from capable of Tony Stark levels of creation.  I doubt my actions are anywhere near bringing about Judgment Day.
• 0:24 – Wait, how does Banner know about Ultron?  Did I miss a movie?  There are a lot, but I feel like I would remember a murderous robot had it been in a previous Marvel film.  And why is he all destroyed like that anyway?  If you’re going to destroy a robot for whatever reason, especially if it happens to be that the robot has nefarious intentions for humanity, maybe destroy it past the point of no return.
• Also, if Ultron was actually “in the flesh” in this scene that would be super creepy.
• 0:36 – “You meddled with something you don’t understand.”  I don’t understand either!  Tell me what is happening!  How did we get here!?
• 0:46 – Didn’t Stark destroy all of these suits?  I didn’t like Iron Man 3 enough to watch it again, but I swear that was what he promised to do.  With that said, Tony Stark is more than capable of being a liar.
• 0:50 – HULK HAD RIGHT OF WAY!
• 1:00 – It was beauty that killed the beast.
• 1:17 – So is the Hulkbuster (Hulksmasher in my mind) like Batman having kryptonite?  So the question is if Banner knew about Stark building this suit, or if Stark just did it on his own.  Either way it’s a good idea to have something like that, but a poisonous rock would probably be much more affective if they can find one that works…
• Wait a minute… Why is Hulk smashing the city anyway?

Avengers: Age of Ultron cannot get here fast enough!  I need to know what is going on!